Bagpipe Boogie Fan Pillows

Piper-fan

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Free Bird!"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Highland Piper.

King of Music.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Jazz Bagpipes

Desert Island Bagpipes

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Happy Valentine's Day!

No caption (Two children sit on floaties in a swimming pool. One of the floaties is shaped like a dragon. A mother and a father look on. The father is wearing a Viking horned helmet).

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

Ok, I'm back. Sorry about the screaming.

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"Well, at least it's Mozart composition."

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

'Peace is at hand! - I just signed the Bagpipe Limitation Treaty!'