Bagpipe Buffs Pillows

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I made you a mixtape."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Free Bird!"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Highland Piper.

King of Music.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Jazz Bagpipes

Desert Island Bagpipes

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

Happy Valentine's Day!

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

"Well, at least it's Mozart composition."

Pipe Down

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

'Peace is at hand! - I just signed the Bagpipe Limitation Treaty!'

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'