Bagpipe Lover Pillows

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Man Using Bagpipes as a Straw.

"You'll be kept awake throughout the operation."

'All right! You Win! -- there IS something worse than Gangsta Rap!'

'You know what they say. . .Loud Pipes Save Lives!'

The Maris Pipers

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

'That's the last time I go there - Bagpipes and Karaoke just don't mix!'

Och aye the noo!

'Maybe you ought to sell your bagpipe.'

Dan resolves to plan his next vacation much more carefully.

Jazz Bagpipes

"High road" "Low road"

"I made you a mixtape."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Free Bird!"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Bagpipes in the bath.

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Highland Piper.

King of Music.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

Desert Island Bagpipes

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.