Bagpipes Lovers Pillows

Highland Hotel; NO bagpipes after 10 PM

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I made you a mixtape."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Free Bird!"

Bagpipes in the bath.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

King of Music.

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Highland Piper.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Desert Island Bagpipes

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Jazz Bagpipes

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Happy Valentine's Day!

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

"Well, at least it's Mozart composition."

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."