Bagpipe Playing Pillows

"Okay! Okay! I'll do something to stop the barking!"

How many times have I told you - blow, don't SUCK!!!

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I made you a mixtape."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Free Bird!"

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Highland Piper.

King of Music.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Desert Island Bagpipes

Jazz Bagpipes

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

She always had her flute... just in case.

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Happy Valentine's Day!

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

"Well, at least it's Mozart composition."

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'