Bagpipe Playing Pillows

"Okay! Okay! I'll do something to stop the barking!"

How many times have I told you - blow, don't SUCK!!!

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I made you a mixtape."

"Free Bird!"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Highland Piper.

King of Music.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

Jazz Bagpipes

Desert Island Bagpipes

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

She always had her flute... just in case.

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

Happy Valentine's Day!

"Well, at least it's Mozart composition."

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."