Bagpipe Player Pillows

'I said 'blow' not 'suck'!'

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Early bagpipes prototype show Scottish man playing a wailing cat.

"Maybe it's still alive."

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

"Wonderful! Here's ten pounds. . . to move to the other end of the street!"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I made you a mixtape."

"Free Bird!"

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

King of Music.

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Highland Piper.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Phoenix

Desert Island Bagpipes

Jazz Bagpipes

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

Ceilidh Minogue.

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

Happy Valentine's Day!

A bird tweets along with a musician.

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"Well, at least it's Mozart composition."