Bagpipe Player Mugs

'I said 'blow' not 'suck'!'

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Early bagpipes prototype show Scottish man playing a wailing cat.

"Maybe it's still alive."

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

"Wonderful! Here's ten pounds. . . to move to the other end of the street!"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I made you a mixtape."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Free Bird!"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

King of Music.

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Highland Piper.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Jazz Bagpipes

Phoenix

Desert Island Bagpipes

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Ceilidh Minogue.

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

A bird tweets along with a musician.

Happy Valentine's Day!

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"Well, at least it's Mozart composition."