Bagpipe Maestro Pillows

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Free Bird!"

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

Highland Piper.

King of Music.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

Air Sitar.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Jazz Bagpipes

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Desert Island Bagpipes

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Happy Valentine's Day!

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

"Well, at least it's Mozart composition."

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

'Peace is at hand! - I just signed the Bagpipe Limitation Treaty!'

"I'm writing this up as justifiable homicide."

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'