Bagpipe Maestro Gifts

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Free Bird!"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Highland Piper.

King of Music.

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

Air Sitar.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Jazz Bagpipes

Desert Island Bagpipes

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Happy Valentine's Day!

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"Well, at least it's Mozart composition."

'Peace is at hand! - I just signed the Bagpipe Limitation Treaty!'

'That's three strikes. You're Out!'

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'