Bagpipe Boogie Fan Mugs

Piper-fan

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Free Bird!"

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Highland Piper.

King of Music.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Desert Island Bagpipes

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Jazz Bagpipes

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Happy Valentine's Day!

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

"Well, at least it's Mozart composition."

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"

'Peace is at hand! - I just signed the Bagpipe Limitation Treaty!'

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

'The Australians are having problems today.'