Bagpipe Fan Mugs

"Sorry, where did you say you were from again?"

'All right, I'll talk, I'll TALK!'

'The 'Pied Piper' charmed rats... this guy is driving us away!'

King of Music.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Free Bird!"

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Highland Piper.

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Lady Justice.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Desert Island Bagpipes

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Jazz Bagpipes

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Happy Valentine's Day!

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

"Well, at least it's Mozart composition."

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"