Bagpipe Fan Pillows

"Sorry, where did you say you were from again?"

'All right, I'll talk, I'll TALK!'

'The 'Pied Piper' charmed rats... this guy is driving us away!'

King of Music.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Free Bird!"

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Lady Justice.

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Highland Piper.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Jazz Bagpipes

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Desert Island Bagpipes

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Happy Valentine's Day!

"Well, at least it's Mozart composition."

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"

'Peace is at hand! - I just signed the Bagpipe Limitation Treaty!'

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'