Bad Outfit Survivor Pillows

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Waiting for Pants

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'We're in a hurry.'

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

Beard, socks and sandals.

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

'I simply don't understand the requirement to pay people more just to live in London!'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

"You been here long?"

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.

COVID-19 in the Big Apple.

Though Mary's date puts her to sleep, she's saved by her airbag.

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'

"That's just great! The boat sank and it's hide tide. What else could go wrong?!"

'This day goes from bad to worse.'