Bad Outfit Survivor Prints

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Waiting for Pants

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'We're in a hurry.'

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

Beard, socks and sandals.

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

'I simply don't understand the requirement to pay people more just to live in London!'

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

"You been here long?"

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

The menu said this soup is recommended for mature diners, and is rated "AFS." What does that stand for? "Adult fly situations."

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.

"That's just great! The boat sank and it's hide tide. What else could go wrong?!"

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

COVID-19 in the Big Apple.

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

Though Mary's date puts her to sleep, she's saved by her airbag.

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'