Backyard Speedster Gifts

"Are the racing strips really necessary?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Man running

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Birthday Racing Car

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

A souped up car...

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne