Backyard Speedster Pillows

"Are the racing strips really necessary?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

Birthday Racing Car

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Man running

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"The pH level seems a little off."

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

A souped up car...

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne