Speedster With Running Shoes Pillows

'... This is a jogging path and I clocked you at a dead run...'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Man running

Birthday Racing Car

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

A souped up car...

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Rolling Stop.

Arcarde Patrol

Congratulations for male runner

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

Sore Loser

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

'Floor it, Mom!'

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."