Backyard Beginners Gifts

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Gardener

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"This never happened."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

Beginning Yarder.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

"How?"

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

"We're out of bags."

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Human males marking territory.

I know they told me not to bark

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

Quick, Gardener's World is on!