Backyard Beginners Prints

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Gardener

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"This never happened."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Beginning Yarder.

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"The pH level seems a little off."

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

"We're out of bags."

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

"How?"

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

Human males marking territory.

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'