Back To Normalcy Pillows

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

Mimi's final scene

"I find wearing a mask helps."

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"We're going to beat this thing apart."

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

"I'm glad you're open again."

Go ahead and leave, but you'll come back. You always come back.

"We've been married thirty five years, Ted. Don't go all introspective on me now."

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

'Please don't interupt-we've only got 45 minutes.'

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

"His life was hanging by a thread, and then somebody fed him the bean burrito."

"I miss the free food, but it's nice to get our seat back."

"This is Miss Jones, Doctor - I want you to cheer her up. She's been through hell recently."

'If she doesn't get well do I get a refund?'

"It's a 'Get well or else!' card from your boss."

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

Pull Grandma's Plug...

"To be or not to be."

The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

Sadie's sick. Right. With laryngitis. Maybe something worse. She's got spots on her larynx. They did a biopsy. Oh no. She's in her 80s. She's planning for the worst. In case I die, I want you to know I don't like you. Just respect me.

Hospital balloons.

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

Lockdown: Where every day is just like the last."

Bear Hug

Post-Pandemic Party

'Your father just needs the will to live-tell him you're ready to take over the family business.'

'I asked him how he was. His last words were, ‘I'm having the time of my life.' I think he was being sarcastic.'

'The board voted 8-2 to wish you a speedy recovery.'