Back-to-basics Buff Pillows

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Scotch and water musick."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

Of Mice and Men.

Keep Fit.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Teddy Boys' Picnic

"My husband wanted me to get a boob job, so I became a stand-up comedian."

Weight Gain Denial

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"My diet book is outselling yours."

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

Content Creator

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

"Eat less and exercise more...it's RADICAL, but it might just work."

Stork doing weight training.

Motor-blender.