Back-to-basics Buff Prints

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"Scotch and water musick."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Of Mice and Men.

Keep Fit.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

Content Creator

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"My husband wanted me to get a boob job, so I became a stand-up comedian."

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

In the eighties, Americans knew how to be Americans. Big cars. Big radios. Big hair. Everything was big. Unfortunately, I was so buff that all my huge stuff looked tiny in comparison. So I would loan my stuff to the skinniest, wimpiest kid I could find. Hold this. Let me reminisce vicariously through you. (Sigh.) Those were the days. Is it working?

Weight Gain Denial

Teddy Boys' Picnic

"My diet book is outselling yours."

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Eat less and exercise more...it's RADICAL, but it might just work."

Stork doing weight training.