Getting Back Together Pillows

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

"My husband and I were divorced too young. It didn't last."

Tartine

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Zoo.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

True confessions.

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"I need to know who started it."

Polygamists' Picnic

Family with pets.

"I think we may be related!"

She - Interpreter - He.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."