Back To Normal Life Pillows

Lockdown: Where every day is just like the last."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"I find wearing a mask helps."

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

"I'm glad you're open again."

"I miss the free food, but it's nice to get our seat back."

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

Coronovirus dreams

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

Social Distancing

The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.

Out of Order.

'Right... twenty squats and fifty press ups or no fit note.'

'The law requires me to tell you that we don't discriminate, gramps.'

Pianist wearing face mask.

Missing the human touch.

Post-Pandemic Party

Covid beach

I can't handle too much change so I'm reading a four-year-old magazine while waiting for my telemedicine appointment.

"I like fall because everything goes back to the new normal."

"I have to send this back. Unfortunately, there were eight kilos between order and delivery."

A plant makes chaulk tallies on an office wall

End of Mask Use

"Let's see if everyone likes having Christmas, New Year's Eve and Easter on the same day!"

"These came in while you were incarcerated."

New Normal People

"Ah, noise, people, traffic. I missed this."

"I'm from the future and I want to go out for dinner."

"Welcome Back!"

COVID-Nightmare ends!

"Place your bets! Place your bets!"