Adjusting To New Normal Pillows

"Sorry Tommy, I'm playing remote today."

"Place your bets! Place your bets!"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

The Re-Opening of Schools

"I'm glad you're open again."

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

'It's taken me time to adjust to the different management style here.'

Just Married

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

"To be or not to be."

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Out of Order.

Lockdown: Where every day is just like the last."

Pianist wearing face mask.

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

Post-Pandemic Party

Covid beach

"I like fall because everything goes back to the new normal."

"I used to do interiors but these days I take what I can get."

Refresher course

"How weird is it to be finally getting out again?"

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

"No, I'd like to have plans. I just always want the option for them to be cancelled at the last minute due to circumstances outside both parties' control."

"Your dad is still shy... He turns off the light before he takes off his mask!"

Then the mask mandate was lifted and we all had to get used to that again.

"Let's see if everyone likes having Christmas, New Year's Eve and Easter on the same day!"

"How do I leave the house again? Is it keys then shoes then socks?"

End of Mask Use

Too bad you had to cancel your party. . .

COVID-Nightmare ends!

"But I don't want to go out!"