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COVID-Nightmare ends!

Post-Pandemic Party

"I miss the free food, but it's nice to get our seat back."

"Let's see if everyone likes having Christmas, New Year's Eve and Easter on the same day!"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Spa

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

Vlad the Inhaler

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Saline Drip Sommelier.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Mimi's final scene

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."