Back To Normalcy Gifts

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

Mimi's final scene

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"We're going to beat this thing apart."

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

"We've been married thirty five years, Ted. Don't go all introspective on me now."

"I'm glad you're open again."

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

'Please don't interupt-we've only got 45 minutes.'

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

"His life was hanging by a thread, and then somebody fed him the bean burrito."

"This is Miss Jones, Doctor - I want you to cheer her up. She's been through hell recently."

'If she doesn't get well do I get a refund?'

"It's a 'Get well or else!' card from your boss."

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

Pull Grandma's Plug...

"To be or not to be."

The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

Lockdown: Where every day is just like the last."

Hospital balloons.

Post-Pandemic Party

Bear Hug

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

'Your father just needs the will to live-tell him you're ready to take over the family business.'

'I asked him how he was. His last words were, ‘I'm having the time of my life.' I think he was being sarcastic.'

'The board voted 8-2 to wish you a speedy recovery.'

Covid beach