Baby Tooth Buddy Gifts

"You'll probably need dentures. I hear you lose all your baby teeth."

"Do me next."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

The Worm Charmer

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Bathing the dog

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Bird Torture.

Greenfingers.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Men explained.

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I think he's lonely.'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Maternity Ward

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'How many fingers do you see?'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'