Baby Tooth Buddy Prints

"You'll probably need dentures. I hear you lose all your baby teeth."

"Do me next."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

The Worm Charmer

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Bathing the dog

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Bird Torture.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Greenfingers.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Men explained.

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I think he's lonely.'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Maternity Ward

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'How many fingers do you see?'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"Will I lose my hare?"