Baby Brain Booster Gifts

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

X-ray Psychology.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Examinations.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

Rubik's ice cube.

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

'What was the first guy that invented the box thinking out of?'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Personal Cheerleader.

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"Fess up, Peterson. We know you're on the juice."

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