Baby Boom Analyst Gifts

Alabama Traffic Jam

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

Low standard of living

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

"Thank you for your service."

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

I was an accident. The only baby pictures of me were taken by an insurance adjuster.

Homeless / Stately Home Owner. Headline reads; 'Council Tax For Well Off Could Treble!'

Old hippie

"Yo! Check it out"

'Congratulations! He hasn't got MRSA.'

Fat guy being supported by little chap.

"Seriously! My mother says she remembers when all you could do with a cell phone was make calls."

'Maybe I should explain...'

"It's been a nice evening out, Roland, but I wish we had met before the market downturn."

'...Now just key in your safety pin number...'

Warning: No over-taking in birth canal.

"In the future, everyone's going to stop talking about being famous for fifteen minutes."

The wealthy are also struggling to make ends meet.

"This article says more and more men are joining religious extremist groups."

'Your mother and I have a few questions to ask you about Woodstock.'

Freud vs freud

"They've got Hank on some of that medical marijuana."

"No, son, I don't know what decisions will be made about your social security. Good night."

"...business is booming and we're opening new branches worldwide!"

'Can't we raise the baby, and then make him pay for our Social Security?'

'This is the fourth time in four years! Are you planning your own town!'

"Everyone forgets: Before we were old white men, we were young white men."

"Leon, you are a millennial Odyssey."