Baby Boom Analyst Gifts

Alabama Traffic Jam

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

Low standard of living

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

"Thank you for your service."

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

I was an accident. The only baby pictures of me were taken by an insurance adjuster.

Homeless / Stately Home Owner. Headline reads; 'Council Tax For Well Off Could Treble!'

Old hippie

Wall.

'Congratulations! He hasn't got MRSA.'

"Yo! Check it out"

Fat guy being supported by little chap.

"Seriously! My mother says she remembers when all you could do with a cell phone was make calls."

'Maybe I should explain...'

Warning: No over-taking in birth canal.

"It's been a nice evening out, Roland, but I wish we had met before the market downturn."

'...Now just key in your safety pin number...'

'Your mother and I have a few questions to ask you about Woodstock.'

"This article says more and more men are joining religious extremist groups."

Freud vs freud

Rudy, you wanna know possible names for your generation? Huh? The L-Generation for loser, the C-generation for clueless or connected, J for jerk or W for whiners. These readers suggestions all have something in common. None of them won the contest to name Rudy's generation. Not that we're taunting the non-winners. C'mon, taunt the losers!! Winner to be named any day now.

The wealthy are also struggling to make ends meet.

"In the future, everyone's going to stop talking about being famous for fifteen minutes."

"They've got Hank on some of that medical marijuana."

"No, son, I don't know what decisions will be made about your social security. Good night."

"...business is booming and we're opening new branches worldwide!"

'Can't we raise the baby, and then make him pay for our Social Security?'

"Everyone forgets: Before we were old white men, we were young white men."

"Leon, you are a millennial Odyssey."