Babies' Birthdays Gifts

'There. They sound a lot better now.'

Yoga with Baby

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Face painting.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"He likes it."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Feel free to take notes."

Swinging on a star.

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

The No No No's

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"When did she start crawling?"

Resourceful toddler

Green Balloon

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

Piano Recital

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"