Awkward Embrace Experts Gifts

"Do we kiss these people?"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Christmas Hugs

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"He's dead- but that's normal for his age."

Love for the family

'It wasn't just my own country -- I was without honor everywhere until I found Southern California!'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

Life begins at 60

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

The originator of the office birthday party.

"I didn't live through a global pandemic just so I could group hug again!"

'En-counter'

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

"Bob, when I said "let him sniff your hand first," I meant the dog."

"Just don't be yourself."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

"Goodbye and have a wonderful day!" "Ugh! Don’t tell me what to do, okay!?!"

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

Lovers Guide, "I can't get it in !"

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

"Come along now, you've got nothing I haven't seen before."

'Mom, who are all these people?' 'I invited all the people you've friended on-line.'

"So, Carol tells me you're a baby."