Age Embrace Enthusiast Gifts

"My mom's going through the 'change'. Her hair is changing from black to gray."

Breast Height Chart

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Midlife: You Are Here.

"He's dead- but that's normal for his age."

The Inner Dog.

The end of innocence

Love for the family

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

The New Age Dentist.

Warning: Contents may settle over time.

New Age Pit Bull

Six arms, no waiting.

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Life begins at 60

"It's male pattern osteoporosis."

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

Group hug.

"That's just the meds kicking in."

Denise gets offered the senior discount for the first time.

I'm not sure when I can help you. It's not easy getting parts for you anymore

'You can try, but once they're past forty, you can't teach them new tricks.'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

"I enjoy younger guys, but they have to be house-broken."

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."