Age Embrace Enthusiast T-Shirts

"My mom's going through the 'change'. Her hair is changing from black to gray."

Breast Height Chart

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

Midlife: You Are Here.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

The end of innocence

The Inner Dog.

"He's dead- but that's normal for his age."

The New Age Dentist.

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Love for the family

Warning: Contents may settle over time.

"You don't have OCD or ADD. You have OLD."

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

New Age Pit Bull

Six arms, no waiting.

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Life begins at 60

"It's male pattern osteoporosis."

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"That's just the meds kicking in."

I'm not sure when I can help you. It's not easy getting parts for you anymore

Group hug.

Denise gets offered the senior discount for the first time.

'You can try, but once they're past forty, you can't teach them new tricks.'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

"Oh, to be a Mayfly."