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"He's dead- but that's normal for his age."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Sheep In Curlers

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

Midlife: You Are Here.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Love for the family

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"Would you want to drink from a fountain of youth?" "I'd settle for a fountain of middle age."

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Six arms, no waiting.

Life begins at 60

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

Group hug.

Denise gets offered the senior discount for the first time.

Retirement Age

'Perfect birthday party dear, but so it should be after the practice you've had over so many years.'

"Sometimes I feel like Stone Age guy in Bronze Age world."

Yin and Yang Hug

Over 60's night - "You have beautiful teeth. What do you soak them in?"

'I wonder what I'd feel like if I weren't taking vitamins?'

Find your doctor.

'True, he's an old dodderer now, but you should have seen him when he was a young dodderer.'

"You will grow old and wrinkled, and moan about the weather."

"We just think he might be a bit on the old side for his new brothers and sisters."

A faulty mirror.

'I'm at that awkward age. Not as young as I say I am, and not as old as I feel.'