Darkness Embrace T-Shirts

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Sheep In Curlers

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

Vincent Van Goth.

"He's dead- but that's normal for his age."

"You had me at hell."

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

Six arms, no waiting.

Life begins at 60

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

A vampire with a darkness flashlight

Denise gets offered the senior discount for the first time.

Group hug.

Speleologist

Skull Icons

Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy

"Good afternoon, Mr. Jenson. I look forward to helping you overcome your fear of the dark..."

Earth Hour is like a short dayight saving only it's in the dark.

'We went to this marvellous place in Scotland, where, at night, there's absolutely no light pollution. Honestly, you've never seen such darkness - we got mugged.'

Knight Light

"My mom's going through the 'change'. Her hair is changing from black to gray."

Daylight Tombstone

Huddling Lampposts

"At some point their handshake deals evolved into man hugs."

"I've seen the best minds of my generation renounce a firm handshake in favor of hugging!"

Man cultivating land

Bob's parents wanted him out of the house but couldn't stand the thought of him living on the street. So, they thought of him as living in the woods.

Rural Life - Man who has to walk home through the woods at night after staying late at a neighbour's

Power outages

I see you found somewhere cool, dry and safe to keep your books! Yes, but it's too dark to read in here!