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Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"He's gone goth"

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

"He's dead- but that's normal for his age."

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Funny Farm

'What does the word ‘Face' mean in this sentence: 'He was only trying to save face.' A) The front of the head. B)To look at something. C) The surface of a solid. D) Dignity.

Potential Into Kinetic Energy Conversion Method #18

Students renaming 'in' and 'out' trays with 'shake it all about'.

"Of course, you've always set a good example for me ... that's why you embarrass me so much."

"Cool game!"