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"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Luci's Sockpuppets: 'Do you have one for kissing practice?'

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

'You are going to love my parents, They go away every weekend,'

'Dana, did I make a bad impression on your father?'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

'Honey, before you go out tonight, I would like to have a little chat with the prince of darkness.'

"Now that's reality TV."

"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"

"Homoapous amorius...the common lovebirds."

'Phil and I have kissed and made up.'

'Linda, your boy friend is here to visit our refrigerator.'

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"

Young Love

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"It's okay dad, I'm just saying good night."

"Have you told your dad about your new boyfriend?"

"Hold it! We can't just kiss and kiss. We need to talk, too."

'No, your girlfriend can't stay over for the night!'

"My boyfriend's fifteen. . . do you have any perfume that smells like pizza?"

"So who do you think Carolina is?"

"And how do you feel about how she feels about he feels?"

'Daddy's sure to ask-what can I say I see in you?'

'I'm not sure about all the rules, but when you fence with girls you're allowed to try to poke them in the boobs.'

"Maybe Baldo and I should talk...alone."

Baldo reality vs. Baldo fantasy.