Teen Romance Mugs

I wonder what the kids are up to at the lake. Your mom will keep her eyes on them. She won't let them get into trouble. Nothing gets by her! ZZZZ. Psst. My silence isn't free!

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Luci's Sockpuppets: 'Do you have one for kissing practice?'

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

'You are going to love my parents, They go away every weekend,'

'Dana, did I make a bad impression on your father?'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

'What's wrong, Brenda? I thought you were into this whole 'Twilight' fad.'

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

What's the matter, Emily? Jeremy the jerk dumped me. I can't take it. My whole insides hurt. You'll be better off without him. Thanks, Twig. Youre lucky you didn't fall in love. Sigh. I wish I had a broken heart!

'Honey, before you go out tonight, I would like to have a little chat with the prince of darkness.'

"Now that's reality TV."

'Phil and I have kissed and made up.'

"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"

"Homoapous amorius...the common lovebirds."

"It's okay dad, I'm just saying good night."

Place for text.

"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

'Linda, your boy friend is here to visit our refrigerator.'

Young Love

"Have you told your dad about your new boyfriend?"

"Hold it! We can't just kiss and kiss. We need to talk, too."

"My boyfriend's fifteen. . . do you have any perfume that smells like pizza?"

"So who do you think Carolina is?"

Hairy Potter

'No, your girlfriend can't stay over for the night!'

'Oh, you didn't hear? Mike and Shannon started going out last week.'