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"Our little Timmy is growing up! He's recycling the mistletoe for Valentine's Day!"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"He's gone goth"

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Playground reputation.

Social Networking.

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

Spring Break.

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

Funny Farm

'What does the word ‘Face' mean in this sentence: 'He was only trying to save face.' A) The front of the head. B)To look at something. C) The surface of a solid. D) Dignity.

He loves me...