Age Embraces Gifts

"He's dead- but that's normal for his age."

Sheep In Curlers

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

Midlife: You Are Here.

Love for the family

You're only young once but apparently there's no limit on childish. (Published originally on January 15, 2008.)

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

Six arms, no waiting.

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"Would you want to drink from a fountain of youth?" "I'd settle for a fountain of middle age."

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

Life begins at 60

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

Denise gets offered the senior discount for the first time.

Retirement Age

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

Group hug.

Highway of Life. No, Ernie, we're on cruise control. It just seems like we're going faster the further we go.

"Sometimes I feel like Stone Age guy in Bronze Age world."

'Perfect birthday party dear, but so it should be after the practice you've had over so many years.'

Yin and Yang Hug

Over 60's night - "You have beautiful teeth. What do you soak them in?"

'I wonder what I'd feel like if I weren't taking vitamins?'

"You will grow old and wrinkled, and moan about the weather."

'True, he's an old dodderer now, but you should have seen him when he was a young dodderer.'

Find your doctor.

A faulty mirror.

"We just think he might be a bit on the old side for his new brothers and sisters."