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Denise gets offered the senior discount for the first time.

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Sheep In Curlers

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Aging Support Group

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"He's dead- but that's normal for his age."

Love for the family

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Baldness Facts

You're only young once but apparently there's no limit on childish. (Published originally on January 15, 2008.)

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

Six arms, no waiting.

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"Would you want to drink from a fountain of youth?" "I'd settle for a fountain of middle age."

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

Middle Age Spread.

Life begins at 60

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

Beware... the Piñata of Adulthood

Retirement Age

Highway of Life. No, Ernie, we're on cruise control. It just seems like we're going faster the further we go.

Group hug.

'Perfect birthday party dear, but so it should be after the practice you've had over so many years.'

"To thrive in these challenging times we need to embrace charge, to welcome it. It's the only way to survive and grow!"

"Sometimes I feel like Stone Age guy in Bronze Age world."

Yin and Yang Hug