Age Embracee Pillows

Denise gets offered the senior discount for the first time.

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Sheep In Curlers

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"He's dead- but that's normal for his age."

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Love for the family

Baldness Facts

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"Would you want to drink from a fountain of youth?" "I'd settle for a fountain of middle age."

Middle Age Spread.

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Six arms, no waiting.

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

Life begins at 60

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

Retirement Age

Group hug.

Beware... the Piñata of Adulthood

'Perfect birthday party dear, but so it should be after the practice you've had over so many years.'

"Sometimes I feel like Stone Age guy in Bronze Age world."

"To thrive in these challenging times we need to embrace charge, to welcome it. It's the only way to survive and grow!"

Yin and Yang Hug

'True, he's an old dodderer now, but you should have seen him when he was a young dodderer.'