Awkward Encounter Expert Gifts

Quickly realizing that her blind date was a dork, Amy began chewing on her emergency supply of garlic cloves.

Very Difficult Conversations

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

Turtle Blind dates

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"But he's no longer with us."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

"Why, Ed Phillips! I haven't seen you since our divorce!"

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."

'En-counter'

Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure. Sorry. As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone. Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw? Or did the fault lie with my date. Feel free to speak candidly. Mother.

The originator of the office birthday party.

"Just don't be yourself."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

'You have two of the most beautiful legs in the world. I counted them.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

"Goodbye and have a wonderful day!" "Ugh! Don’t tell me what to do, okay!?!"

"Come along now, you've got nothing I haven't seen before."

'Mom, who are all these people?' 'I invited all the people you've friended on-line.'