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Very Difficult Conversations

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"But he's no longer with us."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

"Why, Ed Phillips! I haven't seen you since our divorce!"

"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."

'En-counter'

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

The originator of the office birthday party.

"Just don't be yourself."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'You have two of the most beautiful legs in the world. I counted them.'

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

"Goodbye and have a wonderful day!" "Ugh! Don’t tell me what to do, okay!?!"

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

"Come along now, you've got nothing I haven't seen before."

'Mom, who are all these people?' 'I invited all the people you've friended on-line.'

"So, Carol tells me you're a baby."