Awkward Embrace Experts Pillows

"Do we kiss these people?"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

Christmas Hugs

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"He's dead- but that's normal for his age."

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

Love for the family

'It wasn't just my own country -- I was without honor everywhere until I found Southern California!'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

Turtle Blind dates

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

Life begins at 60

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

"I didn't live through a global pandemic just so I could group hug again!"

Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure. Sorry. As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone. Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw? Or did the fault lie with my date. Feel free to speak candidly. Mother.

The originator of the office birthday party.

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

"Bob, when I said "let him sniff your hand first," I meant the dog."

'En-counter'

"Just don't be yourself."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

Lovers Guide, "I can't get it in !"

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

"Goodbye and have a wonderful day!" "Ugh! Don’t tell me what to do, okay!?!"

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"Come along now, you've got nothing I haven't seen before."

"So, Carol tells me you're a baby."