Awkward Date Charm Gifts

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

In Desperate Straits.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?'

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

Nethead strip: Dates

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

'You must be Olivia.'

"So tell me again where you're from."

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

'This is the last time I'm going fishing with you, Harold!'

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."