
We've been dating for about 30 minutes, so things are still going well. Please send over the waiter immediately, before everything goes down the toilet. Menu.
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We've been dating for about 30 minutes, so things are still going well. Please send over the waiter immediately, before everything goes down the toilet. Menu.
On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.
"How sweet, your hand is trembling."
"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"
"Most women find me too cutthroat."
In Desperate Straits.
"She says you sound like 'fun'!"
'He's narrating it, I just know it.'
"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."
'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'
"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"
"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."
"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"
Sorry, I don't play footsie on the first date. Neither do I. I guess that leaves rats.
"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"
'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'
"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."
Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...
"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."
'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'
'I think I met Frank at the circus.'
"Well, Arnold, it's been fun."
"I like anything but long walks on the beach."
'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'
'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?'
"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."
'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'
'You must be Olivia.'
"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."
Man wearing t-shirt with "As seen" slogan
"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."
"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.
'This is the last time I'm going fishing with you, Harold!'
"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."
"So tell me again where you're from."
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