Awkward First Dates
Awkward Date Appreciator Gifts
For the friend or loved one who appreciates the hilarious and endearing moments of awkward dates, our collection offers playful and thoughtful gifts. Perfect for lightening the mood or celebrating those memorable missteps, these items will make anyone smile and feel understood. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, find the ideal way to recognize the funny side of dating mishaps and the joy of connection.
'I'm a herbologist. I study this guy.'
Showbiz Awards
'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'
"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"
"How sweet, your hand is trembling."
"Most women find me too cutthroat."
In Desperate Straits.
Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"
"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."
'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'
"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."
'He's narrating it, I just know it.'
"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."
Speed Dating Disasters
"Are you blushing?!"
"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."
"I'm sensing an awkward presence."
"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"
"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."
"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"
"Can the bride refrain from twitching her entire left side?"
'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'
We've been dating for about 30 minutes, so things are still going well. Please send over the waiter immediately, before everything goes down the toilet. Menu.
"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."
Sorry, I don't play footsie on the first date. Neither do I. I guess that leaves rats.
"Hi, I'm on the toilet"
'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'
"I would gladly explain it to you, Allison. But, for your information, it's inexplicable."
"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."
'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?'
'This is the last time I'm going fishing with you, Harold!'
"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.
Awkward Date Appreciator Gifts Collection
Awkward Date Appreciator Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs that celebrate the humor of awkward dates—perfect for starting conversations and mornings with a smile.
Awkward Date Appreciator Pillows
Bring humor into their home with pillows that celebrate the endearing awkwardness of dating mishaps.
Awkward Date Appreciator Prints
Decorate with witty prints that highlight the humor and charm of dating missteps—ideal for any space craving a playful touch.
Awkward Date Appreciator T-Shirts
Looking for a fun shirt that captures the awkward dating vibe? Our t-shirts turn embarrassing moments into wearable humor.